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What's that you say? I'm jealous of Hanson?
Oh, well then let me be the first to admit it. I do wish i was Hanson.
I wish I was in love with my gay - ass brothers and I wish I could fake
at playing drums as well as Zack, but, unlike him, I can actually play.
I wish I had mobs of immature girls and gay boys chasing after me every
second of the day because I sound like one of the fags from the Vienna
Boys Choir. Did you know that choir boys were neutered so their voices
would stay high? I'm not making it up. Well, I guess that Zack, Taylor,
and the older one that looks like a fucking ape thought it was a good idea.
Did you also know that Hanson is the only thing that Marilyn Manson is
scared of? I'm not making it up. He said so on MTV's Year In Rock. Well,
enough about my opinions, here is some kick ass stuff I leeched of other
Anti - Hanson pages:
Is
it the pictures that interest you? They better,
because for the time being, that's all the fuck I have.
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